Aries (March 21 April 19)
The Older Man.
As an Aries, you’re going to be drawn to maturity and stability. You want to get with an older man. Everything will be fine for a while. He’ll make you happy, but in the end, he’s going to want to be in a relationship with someone who is as mature as he is and you’ll be left in the dust. You’re just not what he’s looking for in the long-term.
Taurus (April 20 May 21)
The Best Friend.
You’ll start to get a little too comfortable with a guy to the point where you’re practically best friends. You think that it’s worth a try to take things to the next level since you’re so comfortable when you’re together anyway. Little did you know that taking things romantically would be the undoing of your relationship. Things start to get awkward, and you’ll be lucky if you still remain friends after this.
Gemini (May 22 June 21)
The Heartbreak Kid.
This guy is an absolute player. You knew it even before going into the relationship. But you thought this was a special case. You thought that you were going to be the one to change his player ways. You thought that you would be his last girl. You couldn’t have been more wrong in your life, and your heart ended up paying the price for it.
Cancer (June 22 July 22)
The Guy With Too Much Baggage.
This guy is just too much to bear, but you didn’t care. At first, all you saw was a broken man who needed fixing and you thought you could be the one to take care of him. But then you started to realize that he had wounds not even you could heal. He starts being too much for you to bear and he’s not the guy you thought you fell in love with.
Leo (July 23 August 22)
The Guy Who Looks Like a Greek God.
No one can blame you for falling in love with this guy. One look at him and people will understand. He looks like he came straight out of a renaissance painting. That chiseled face and sculpted bod will be enough to make any girl look twice. But then again, that’s the problem. Too many girls are looking at him, and he starts looking at them in return. It’s too bad that you’re not the only apple in his eyes.
Virgo (August 23 September 22)
You’re a very goal-oriented and hardworking person and so naturally, you’re attracted to the successful overachievers. You love the men who were high school Valedictorians. You fall for the guys who are climbing the corporate ladder really fast. You love those people who are successfully going after their dreams. However, you don’t realize that deeper into the relationship, you’re going to have to take a backseat to his dreams. You’re not going to be a priority because of how ambitious he is.
Libra (September 23 October 22)
The Recurring Ex.
He was upfront about having had relationships in the past and so you don’t when you get into a relationship with him. However, little did you know at how prominent a hold his ex has over him. She starts inserting herself back in his life and guess who’s going to be in the losing end of this situation? It’s you.
Scorpio (October 23 November 22)
The S*xy Guy.
He’s a fox. He’s an absolute catch and you should be proud. You’re a very passionate lover and you are very comfortable with your s*xuality. However, what you don’t realize is that he’s also a very passionate lover; and his love isn’t only reserved for you.
Sagittarius (November 23 December 21)
The Charismatic Life of the Party.
He’s always the center of attention. He has a charm and charisma that is unmatched by many others. He always demands the attention of whatever room he’s in because of his natural demeanor. His charm was enough to swoon you, but then you start to realize that you don’t have his full attention. He is always drawn to the spotlight and you’re going to have to take a backseat.
Capricorn (December 22 January 20)
The Guy You Can Bring Home To Mom.
He seems like the good guy. He’s got a good and solid job. He carries himself well, and he espouses all the qualities of a proper gentleman. You’re proud whenever you show him off to your friends and family. However, what you don’t realize is that he’s really not that into you. He’s just a little too kind to the point where he’s treating you like a charity case.
Aquarius (January 21 February 18)
The Intellectual Snob.
Most mature girls will always be attracted to intelligence. There’s just something very attractive about a man who can discuss Machiavellian politics and quote Shakespeare at any moment’s notice. However, when you start getting deeper into the relationship, it starts becoming intellectually abusive. He makes you feel mentally inferior, and it’s just not something you can work through together.
Pisces (February 19 March 20)
The Overly Sensitive Artist.
Oh, he’s so edgy and interesting. He’s very emotional and creative. You love his eccentricities and oddities, that you’re willing to overlook the flaws. However, the eccentricities will start to lose their appeal and he’ll start to reveal his true dark natures. He has lots of demons and you’re going to have to deal with them too if you want your relationship to work.